Night of the Nacho Knife Fight

A friend arrives late night bearing a delicious snack. Greasy chips doused in orange “cheese,” gas station nachos from down the road. (Jalapeño slices may have been present, but reports were vague on this point.) The intended recipient declines the snack, at which point his room-mate-cousin appropriates it and begins his repast. Presumably, seeing his cousin’s enjoyment of the nachos the cousin who first rejected them attempts to reclaim them. “Nacho nachos, man,” the dining cousin replies. He cites the well known legal concept of possession and it’s portion of the law. The nacholess cousin attacks, drawing his knife and the melee bursts into street.  Blows are traded and the nacho eater is cut, meanwhile the friend who brought the nachos calls police.